Position: Midfielder Date of birth: March 30, 1985 Hometown: Bracknell Marital status: Single Nicknames: Beano, Crouchy, Mr. Motivator Former clubs: BOG Debut:
Dean Rosier

'Deano' is a bit of an enigma for the 'Glory', and can operate in several different areas of the pitch when called on.

He has most recently tried his hand at being a midfielder after spell in goal and a lengthy period as the club's number one fan.

Despite being a willing trainer, Deano very rarely turns up to matches, a situation which seems at odds with your average footballer, who would be happy to pass up training and turn up just for the games.

'Deano' is characterised by his lanky beanpole like frame, and go-go gadget legs which have left many many an opposition player on their arse and in a state of shock.